April 2013
1 post
a-touch-of-frost:
kid-omega:
raise your hand if some fictional asshole has taken over and ruined your life
March 2013
1 post
The awkward moment when your friends are talking...
sodamnrelatable:
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January 2013
4 posts
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:
taintedhumor:
this is my blogging face
Something funny:
Porn:
Arguments:
Fluff:
My parents never had "the talk" with me.
sodamnrelatable:
October 2012
14 posts
When your computer is not responding
sodamnrelatable:
BITCH RESPOND TO ME !
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me in class: wait what happened
me in class: what do we do
me in class: what do we write
me in class: when's the test
me in class: what is this
me in class: how do you do this
me in class: what
men: I can’t stand girls with low self-esteem, it’s such a turn off
men: Ew a fat girl ew stretch marks I want to be able to pick a girl up and kiss her and hold her in the air wow she has a flat chest mosquito-bite boobs oh gosh I don’t like boobs that big they get in the way I want a flat tummy on my girl oh she has to have a great body no love handles yuck beef curtains are gross I like big nipples I like small nipples yuck thunder thighs no that’s too thin you look anorexic I love curves no not plus-size just skinny girls with small waists and big hips wow caked on make-up is such a turn-off yet I worship this celebrity that has never been seen without make-up and I watch porn so my idea of a real woman is thousands of dollars in plastic surgery and I have unreasonable standards that real women will never be able to attain
when the season ends: GIVE ME THE NEW SEASON NOW I CAN NOT WAIT
when the new season is about to start: NO STOP IT I AM NOT READY FOR THIS
September 2012
123 posts
This is how I do homework
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january: okay yeah man new year new me fresh starts all around i'm totally not gonna waste this year like i've done every other year of my life so far
february: well okay that went quickly but february will be my month i will get shit done
march: lol wtf wasn't it christmas yesterday
april: awww little baby birdies and shit how cute but i've still done absolutely fuck all
may: mAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU AH AHA HHAHAHHA AHHAHA aw shit i missed april fool's day how the fuck did that happen
june: since when is it summer
july: blogging blogging blogging blogging blogging sleeping eating blogging
august: i need to start getting shit done where has the summer gone omg
september: take me back to the fucking summer
october: HALLOFUCKINWEEN MOTHERFUCKERS
november: everything in nature's dying hmm bit of a bummer
december: chrISTMAS FUCK YEAH OMG YAY. OMG IT'S ALMOST NEXT YEAR. NEXT YEAR, THAT IS THE YEAR I WILL GET SHIT DONE. I CAN FEEL IT.
during night time in my house: →
lolsofunny:
what would happen if i didnt have a blanket…
when i walk by the hall…
when i got to the livingroom…
when i go to the kitchen …
when i walk by stuffed animals …
thats why i never get out of bed during night.
one time there was a lit candle in the livingroom
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I'm home alone.
sodamnrelatable:
time to start my concert
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Group of people: *laughs*
Me: OMG theyre laughing aT ME
my favorite hobby is avoiding people from school...
sodamnrelatable:
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me: internet frien-
parents: PEDOPHILES
friends: PEDOPHILES
people at school: PEDOPHILES
When I see a good looking person:
lolsofunny:
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When you spend all night doing a project due the...
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thefluffypotato:
tltty:
its 2012 can everyone stop quoting mean girls
deodrant:
LIFE IS HARD BUT LOOK AT THIS GIF
obesealpaca:
one time i was at dairy queen and i turned my blizzard upside down because it stays in the cup then my friend was like hey i didn’t see it do it again, so i did it again
